“Moderate high temperature warning” – back in the day, we called this “summer”. And we didn’t warn people about it, we were happy and enjoyed it.
That a winter temp in Brisbane! 
Who are these softcocks?
It’s unbelievable. Germans are the worst. Everyone here is like “climate change! we’re dying!” and I’m constantly like: “shut up you dumb idiots! Australians have dealt with worse temperatures for hundreds of years you whinging fucks…”
Welcome to the forum, BTW! I appreciate your input. 
This is hysterical. Seriously.
In the sense that it is funny, yes. Also in the sense that it’s a sign of utter hysteria, I think! 
Yep, I was meaning both, and also frightening to the point of me hardly being able to cope.